In keeping with this week's 'BITCHES' theme,
Bitch Is just another word misogynistic men have adopted to assign to women that don’t take a particular liking to the optimistic wolf-whistle or suggestive pinch of the bottom they implied in the false hope that they may be rewarded with a smile, perhaps a wink or even, if its their lucky day a flirtatious kiss on the cheek or exchange of digits, numerical that is.
This endearing term is unrivalled in the female repertoire of linguistic ammunition, compared loosely with...
Arsehole; (quite a functional and important body part)
Prick; (the most minor of ailments that inflicts pain for only a second)
Bastard; (a child born with the gift of never having any parents to screw them up)
I have thus decided to create my own term and assign I back to all you vocal menfolk who validate my notions of this ‘mans’ world. The term is “PILE” see below for full (urban) dictionary term;
Pile
pa - hyl
noun, verb, piled, pil·in
A mound of faeces or excrament
A disorganized or loosely ordered group
A faction or sect of society who choose to follow cavemen or stoneage principles of courtship
This term is not only perfect for its conceptual value, it can also be used in abundance for its bewildering effect. As this is a ‘fresh’ term, you can guarantee that none of the heckling offenders will be able to determine its actual meaning until they decide to look it up on urbandictionary.com, or read it on this blog, neither of which they will ever do.
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